Patrick

Patrick Star is Spongebob Squarepants' best friend as well as a main antagonist in The Jake and Drake Show.

Biography
When Adolf Hitler and Satan created Spongebob, They knew that a show with him alone would not captivate the audience of children that they planned to brainwash. So they added several other characters to the mix, one of them being Patrick Star. While he is as evil as Spongebob, he is not nearly as smart or diabolical, acting merely as an ally to a master manipulator. While Jake displays more of a rivalry towards Spongebob, Drake displays a rivalry to Patrick, to the point where they tell their acquaintances to flee so that they make partake in a brutal 1-on-1.

Quotes

 * "Aww, but I wanted to whoop their butt!"
 * "Ow! You're stabbing my Guts!"

Appearances

 * When Spongebobs attack
 * Pure Boredom, Part 1
 * Pure Boredom, Part 2

Trivia

 * The only way for Patrick to die is from old age, however, considering that there is no end in sight for his TV show, he will presumably live forever.