Thing

The Thing is an object within the Jake and Drake Show universe used by Jake. It resembles a Nokia phone.

Usage
In the third episode of the series, Drake ends up in a hospital due to "internal bleeding" and possibly an infection. That Weird Doctor Guy who Resembles an Eraser Head then gives Jake a sample of Drake's Blood for some reason, and after some antics, Jake uses the Thing to scan Drake's blood when no one is looking. Once it was done scanning the blood, Jake came to the realization that there was nothing wrong with Drake's blood, and that a conspiracy plot against them might be afoot.

Appearances

 * Pure Boredom, Part 2

Trivia

 * The Thing takes several hours minutes to successfully scan someone's blood, according to the Narrator
 * It has a really long cord