"Biggest Bunch of Assholes in the State of Maryland" Award

The "Biggest Bunch of Assholes in the State of Maryland" Award is an object owned by the Fourth Reich and Adolf Hitler

Abilities
The "Biggest Bunch of Assholes in the State of Maryland" Award has the uncanny ability to attract certain lowlifes to coincidentally help the owner of it without even realizing. When Adolf Hitler received this award in 2010, he unknowingly gained the support of Dr. Retcon, Daddy Toucan and The Pizza Delivery Guy without anyone even knowing that they were all trying to achieve the same goal.

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