Dr. Retcon

Dr. Retcon is a minor antagonist in The Jake and Drake Show, however his impact on the story is great (at least in the fourth episode.

Biography
Dr. Retcon's background history is hard to piece together due to the fact that he can just change it whenever he pleases, however, he has stated that he is from "Retconia" so that is most likely his place of origin. He wields a diamond sword from Minecraft which he refers to as his "Diamond Finisher" as well as a 9mm custom painted glock which he calls his "Orwellian Retcon." His attire consists of a fedora, thick-rimmed glasses, a creeper scarf a "powered by Redstone" shirt from Minecraft (Which changes to a Rule 34 shirt later on), black sweatpants, a grey sweatshirt and brown boots.

Quotes

 * "RETCONNED AGAIN, BOI!"
 * "Drake! Surprised you made it this far!"
 * Alright, listen here you little shit."
 * "I'm back, baybeeeee!"
 * "Well, you see, I wanted to eradicate him completely from the canon, but you two metalheads referenced him in this episode!"
 * "No one even likes retcons anyways."

Function
Dr. Retcon is meant to represent a shitty version of a shitty version of an strawman character of a fan who dislikes the direction his "rebooted" series is going. Other characters in the show just think he's an annoying idiot who is not worth their time and just gets in the way. He later dies, however brings himself back to life due to "popular demand" only for him to contribute absolutely nothing to the plot in any significant way.



He then becomes depressed because of how useless he is, laying in the garbage in a dank alleyway. That doesn't stop people from throwing fuckin bottles at him because he sucks so hard.

He shows up too late in Episode 9 to even be worth mentioning. Lmao

Appearances

 * The Jake and Drake Show - Re-birth, Re-boot, Re-tcon
 * The Jake and Drake Show - Chain Mail (End Credits Scene)
 * The Jake and Drake Show - Mad Lads
 * The Jake and Drake Show - Drake Gets Cancelled
 * The Jake and Drake Show - The Die Room

Known Retcons

 * Jake and Drake are no longer brothers
 * Danny Devito is now Drake's brother
 * Jake is now in Dimension S-M
 * Most of the Trailer is no longer canon
 * Jake no longer exists (attempted, but failed)
 * The fourth wall will be broken in episodes other than episode 3
 * His unseen twin brother died instead of Dr. Retcon when Drake killed him in episode 4